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Now that prom is over, I think it's time we start planning something outside! The weather is [...] great for the UK! I know Charlie suggested a kickball game, so I was thinking we could do a summer picnic! Or a field day, maybe?

Thoughts?

~~XOXO GOSSIP~~ GIRL SQUAD

Okay. Thoughts of Raj's date wearing a chain 'round his ~~neck~~ waist with his name on it? On the one hand, bold! On the other hand, very bold??

And who do we think was best dressed?

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Good!

And I like that, actually! Maybe a bubble machine?

[...] I will also do an obstacle course.

Why not? There are a few kids around, we ought to have some family-friendly options.

Great! Now, which innovators do you think we could convince to play with us?

Exactly. I have some coloring books. We can also do a slip n slide.

All of them, if there's a special weird gadget prize at the end.

A lot of potential for danger with a slip n slide...

Ooh, you're totally right.

That's what healing pods are for~

Maybe there ought to be three prizes. A special gadget, an obscure history text, and a third thing that would motivate Wranglers.

[...] Sure, of course. But, you know, an ounce of prevention and all that.

Alcohol? Caffeine? ~~Old men yaoi~~

We'll make sure it's as safe as can be. Pool noodle sides and pillows at the end.

Honestly, the competition might be enough in itself.

And reminders to everyone to stretch first.

That's true!

Do kids need to stretch?

Sounds like a parent question to me.

I can ask Marisol.

She's got to be a better source on it than I would.

Exactly! Her and Vero, actually.

I'm guessing the answer is no, since kids are basically made of rubber, but I'd just rather not be the one to make the call. Really, I'm focused on us over-35s with this one.

Raj, sweetie. I meant the slip n slide for the kids!

Look me in the eye and tell me there aren't adults here who would do it anyway.

I can't because I'm so short.

But more than that, because I'm right.

I will neither confirm nor deny this.

Kids are weirdly bendy but they’re kind of like your phone. When something happens to it the first time you’re like “oh shit! I broke it” and then they’re fine, and then someday they’re just doing something they’ve always done and they slip and fall and bam, broken collarbone.

Thank you, Vero! ♥ So what I'm hearing is definitely pool noodle sides.

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