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[craquelure]

[...] What is an unexpected skill or special interest in your repertoire.

And why did someone add a ferret stampede to Temporal Puzzle 5146.b.


BRIONY, CONSTANCE, MALLORY, THEUN, TEDDY

Is anyone a proficient driver of [...] station wagons. I have to go into Stamford this weekend and the agency burdened me with a freighter.

Comments

[timepilot]

Some curses are classic for a reason. Being betrayed by someone you love and trust? Devastating, I'm told.

But my favorite new curse is hoping the bottom of your foot itches constantly.

[craquelure]

A fact of life, I'd counter.

Every desk you use has a wobbly leg.

[timepilot]

Dunno about that. Can't say I've ever been dealt with it.

It always feels like a stray hair or cobweb is touching your face.

[craquelure]

Every phone call begins with seven seconds of poor service.

[timepilot]

Every shirt is just a little too tight at the wrists and a little too short in the torso.

[craquelure]

May your soup only arrive lukewarm.

[timepilot]

May your pies always have a soggy bottom.

[craquelure]

May you always step in a puddle when you wear clean socks.

[timepilot]

May all of your pillows be warm.

[craquelure]

Wow Davis, too far.

[timepilot]

Don't get on my bad side, St Pierre.

[craquelure]

Noted.

[timepilot]

Gotta say, love that that's where your line is.

[craquelure]

I get little enough sleep that I take what I do get very seriously.

[timepilot]

You know there are ways to get more sleep, yeah?

[craquelure]

I'm too young and beautiful to die.

[timepilot]

Sleeping pills, St Pierre. Exercise. Warm baths. [...] Sex. Y'know, things that tire your body out.

[craquelure]

The pharmaceuticals leave me groggy, I exercise plenty, baths take too long when I could be in bed, and yes, I've even been known to have sex.

[timepilot]

Can't handle your drugs and not pushing hard enough. I'm just hearing excuses.

[craquelure]

Your sleep routine sounds a tad toxic.

[timepilot]

Buddy, do you know how much caffeine I drink? I haven't slept since 2010.

[craquelure]

Then what makes you think you can lecture me?

[timepilot]

Do as I say, not as I do, St Pierre. Listen to your elders. Etc.

[craquelure]

While I appreciate the concern, I'll stick to my routine.

[timepilot]

Hey, if it works.