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If you like your drama with less violence and more catchy songs, I will be pulling out my best sparkly jumpsuit (yes, I have multiple. Obviously.) for the Mama Mia screening tomorrow, and I promise ~~not to si~~ [...] to keep my singing to an acceptable volume level.

Constance & Teddy, Constance & Gus (separately)

Connie and I were thinking we'd love to have you over for a movie night! What night(s) work best for you?

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[...] It's alarming how fast you caught onto this.

I pay attention.

As it won't be my jumpsuit, I consent to mild amounts of glitter. A 3 on a 10-point scale.

How about a few stick on gemstones too?

Two.

Be realistic.

One.

I can't speak with you when you say such ridiculous things.

One tiny one... oh dear...

Sébastien!

I'm afraid there's no amount smaller than one tiny stick-on gemstome.

It's fine, I have suddenly lost the ability to read.

Finally! After three years of hard, grueling work!

I can't respond due to a lack of comprehension.

Do you promise to always do what I want, socially, without complaint? If you would like to respond 'Yes,' please include in your reply something along the lines of "I cannot read" or "Sébastien, I have no idea what is happening."

I had this read aloud to me by my phone because I thought the words of my dear, dear friend Sébastien were too important to go unread.

Imagine my surprise when I hear it was an attempt to trick me into a devil's bargain!!!