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[mallodrama]

If you like your drama with less violence and more catchy songs, I will be pulling out my best sparkly jumpsuit (yes, I have multiple. Obviously.) for the Mama Mia screening tomorrow, and I promise not to si [...] to keep my singing to an acceptable volume level.

Constance & Teddy, Constance & Gus (separately)

Connie and I were thinking we'd love to have you over for a movie night! What night(s) work best for you?

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[mallodrama]

It's one of the events you're excited to attend.

[craquelure]

I will not dress up.

[rebrith]

But I've already got your jumpsuit.

[craquelure]

No more jumpsuits.

[mallodrama]

Glitter?

[craquelure]

What did we say about you bankrupting me? Do you want nothing when I die?

[mallodrama]

You've just traded all your friends for more watches, your assets are growing and I'll still get plenty.

[craquelure]

[...] It's alarming how fast you caught onto this.

[mallodrama]

I pay attention.

[craquelure]

As it won't be my jumpsuit, I consent to mild amounts of glitter. A 3 on a 10-point scale.

[mallodrama]

How about a few stick on gemstones too?

[craquelure]

Two.

[rebrith]

Be realistic.

[craquelure]

One.

[rebrith]

No less jumpsuits?

[craquelure]

That's a grammatical atrocity.

[rebrith]

I'm trying to understand your rules.

[craquelure]

They are "The last jumpsuit you put me in was the itchiest polyester and now I don't trust your jumpsuit collection anymore."

[rebrith]

In my defense I didn't think you'd let me put one on you last time. This time it's much nicer. Breathable, even.

[craquelure]

I will dress at your house and I will not arrive to the theater sober. These are my terms.

[rebrith]

Sold!

[mallodrama]

Mama Mia drinking game too?

[craquelure]

This addendum is accepted, however, I can no longer drink large quantities of Fireball.

[mallodrama]

This sounds like a Story.

[craquelure]

I learned far more at graduate school than I'd bargained for.